Saturday, November 26, 2005

IRC: loser magnet

When you are on IRC, nobody knows if you are a sexy babe, hunky dude, or cheeky scratching his balls just looking for someone to chat with (or cheeky pretending to be "Rachel", a hot chick)...

Excerpt:

NUS guy: u must be very pretty.

Er… if you say so. But cheeky prefer to be called yan dao.

Rachel: Ok lah. You leh? Must be very handsome right?

NUS guy: Hmmm… my female classmates did say I resemble Daniel Wu a lot. I don’t know lah. I think I resemble Tony Leung more.

Someone please pass cheeky a bag. He needs to puke.

Rachel
: So are u on a look out for a new girlfriend?

NUS guy: I don’t think there’s a need. I think I have found one right in you.

Make that bag a large one.


Rachel
: haha, u are a smooth talker.

NUS guy: Gift of the gab is just one of my many virtues u know. If you don't mind, can I know your vital statistic.

Sure. It's 11 inches in length

Source: Mr Brown

I passed! Gwahahahaha...

I have passed IPPT! Woohoo!

Friday, November 25, 2005

And the "Duh" award of 2005 goes to....

The treadmill bike. Introducing a brand new way of walking by erm... walking (on something else).



Source : Engadget

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

FrostSaber goodness!

Finally earned enough money to buy my FrostSaber mount in World of Warcraft. Quite an accomplishment! And isn't that a breath-taking view? :P

Most Amazing X'mas Lights

Check this out. Some dude used over 16,000 lights to create this fantastic lightshow synchronised to music. Totally amazing. Click on the image below for the video.



Source: Engadget

Uber What!?

Since over lunch some of us do not know what Übersexual means, here's the explanation from WiKipedia.

"Übersexual is a neologism for a conception of manhood. It is reputed by some to be similar to a metrosexual, a phase coined by journalist Mark Simpson, in that the male is "refined", but contains more of an implication of confidence and traditional notions of manhood than the former term. However the authors of the book, FUTURE OF MEN, who created "ubersexuality" argue that the ubersexual is not derivative of the metrosexual man.

Examples of who could be defined as Übersexual include Ewan McGregor, George Clooney, Charlie McGrath, and Bono of the rock band U2, all named by ad agency JWT as top ubers."

Happy Birthday Edmond!

Here's wishing Ed a very happy birthday!




Thursday, November 17, 2005

Miya-hee, Miya-hoo, Miya-ho, Miya-haha


Right-click on the movie and select "Play" to start the movie

English Translation of the lyrics

More Numa Numa stuff:
"American Idle" version
Wikipedia entry on the Numa Numa Dance
Video with simultaneous Romanian/English lyrics

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Which shop?

Fictitious conversation:

A. I am going to That CD shop
B. Which CD shop?
A. That CD shop lah.
B. Which one?
A. THAT CD shop called "THAT CD SHOP"
B. Oh.

Lesson : Name your shop properly.

Someday someone will open a restaurant called "Anywhere" selling "Anything" to "Anyone". :P

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Bugs

bug bug bug
bug me not
me hate bug
bug be gone!
Yahoo! News China is reporting that a young girl, nicknamed Snowly, died after playing World of Warcraft for several days straight during a national holiday. An online funeral service was held to commemorate her passing a week after her death.

The screen capture is oddly moving. It must have been quite something.

illusion....


If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating if you're lucky! It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Caught by Police

"Headlines: Taiwanese Pop Superstar Caught By Police

Reporters received a tip-off that Taiwanese pop superstar, Jay Chou, was summoned to the courts to answer for an offense. Apparently, he was caught "Jay" Walking."

O_o

WAHAHAHAHA! *pengz*

*brrrrrr...!!* (cold joke)

Isit me, or am I the only one feeling cold here? =P