IRC: loser magnet

When you are on IRC, nobody knows if you are a sexy babe, hunky dude, or cheeky scratching his balls just looking for someone to chat with (or cheeky pretending to be "Rachel", a hot chick)...

Excerpt:

NUS guy: u must be very pretty.

Er… if you say so. But cheeky prefer to be called yan dao.

Rachel: Ok lah. You leh? Must be very handsome right?

NUS guy: Hmmm… my female classmates did say I resemble Daniel Wu a lot. I don’t know lah. I think I resemble Tony Leung more.

Someone please pass cheeky a bag. He needs to puke.

Rachel: So are u on a look out for a new girlfriend?

NUS guy: I don’t think there’s a need. I think I have found one right in you.

Make that bag a large one.


Rachel: haha, u are a smooth talker.

NUS guy: Gift of the gab is just one of my many virtues u know. If you don't mind, can I know your vital statistic.

Sure. It's 11 inches in length

Source: Mr Brown