All the Bo's

Qn: If a dumb girl is called a bimbo, and a dumb boy is called a himbo .. what do you call a dumb transexual?

Ans: A Shimbo

Putting names to good use

Qn: What happens when Obi Wan, Hans Solo and Ah Beng come together for a joint business venture?

Ans: They name their shop "Bengawan Solo"

*GRINZ*

All the Dum

Conversation during lunch....

TA:
"Oh, you ordered bryani..."

PT:
"Yes, but I dun like the papadum. You want?"

TA:
"Haiz! I tells you hor, next time they should have in different sizes lor .. Papa-dum, Mama-dum and Baby-dum."

PT:
" ........!!!! "

da dirty mouse.....

YYMM:
"Aiyoh.. my mouse underneath dirty again... You see lah!"

Yk!:
"Wah liao you damn dirty one sia... everytime mouse get dirty so easily"

YYMM:
"You lah.. everytime walk by my desk, all the dirt collect there!"

Yk!:
"............."

SBBL Conversation over MSN

Darren says:
tIAK!!

xxx says:
smack ni

xxx says:
my marder gif berf to me for u to tiak haaaaaaaah

Darren says:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

xxx says:
sharrap

Darren says:
THEN IS MY MARDER GIF BERF TO ME FOR U TO SMACK HAAAAAAAAAAAAH

xxx says:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Darren says:
sharrap

xxx says:
hahahaha

Hokkien is oso quite colourful lar hor....

See ar...see...is hor...is only lar..
Is only foressamper lar hor...
Letz say pretend pretend lar...
Is letz say only...not say is real lar hor...
Is hor...you see ar...you see...

How are chew is Ho SEH Boh
Got style is Wu SEH
Anyhow anyhow hantum is Luan Zu SEH
Pretend pretend is Gek SEH
No good is Boh Ho SEH
Surprised is Wah SEH!
Play game is BaYi simi SEH!
Suchin's car is Orleng SEH
No style is Bo simi SEH
Sing song is SEH you SEH me...!

So hor...is hor...not SEH i wana SEH lar hor...
SBBL leh...jiak lat sial

Learning Hokkien is easy as ABC

(SMS from Boss-SBBL)

Children is kina kia
Bird is chiao kia
Korean Car is kia
Give birth is seh kia
Furniture is ikia
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
H/phone is nokia
I am hokkien kia
Malay is huan kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is tng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad guy is pai kia
Good guy is ho kia
Person who read this is gong kia
If you laugh, you are siow kia

Add'l line authored by Boss-SBBL:
Nothing to do is eng kia

Disclaimer: No racial pun intended!

who's sweet

Almost SBBL passing a grocery bag to King SBBL says:
"Thanks for carrying it for me, sweet of you!"
King SBBL tastes his finger and remarks, "Yeah, quite sweet!"
Almost SBBL and Tall SBBL turns to each other eyebrows raised...

--> All hail the king? :-P