Learning Hokkien is easy as ABC

(SMS from Boss-SBBL)

Children is kina kia
Bird is chiao kia
Korean Car is kia
Give birth is seh kia
Furniture is ikia
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
H/phone is nokia
I am hokkien kia
Malay is huan kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is tng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad guy is pai kia
Good guy is ho kia
Person who read this is gong kia
If you laugh, you are siow kia

Add'l line authored by Boss-SBBL:
Nothing to do is eng kia

Disclaimer: No racial pun intended!