Hokkien is oso quite colourful lar hor....

See ar...see...is hor...is only lar..
Is only foressamper lar hor...
Letz say pretend pretend lar...
Is letz say only...not say is real lar hor...
Is hor...you see ar...you see...

How are chew is Ho SEH Boh
Got style is Wu SEH
Anyhow anyhow hantum is Luan Zu SEH
Pretend pretend is Gek SEH
No good is Boh Ho SEH
Surprised is Wah SEH!
Play game is BaYi simi SEH!
Suchin's car is Orleng SEH
No style is Bo simi SEH
Sing song is SEH you SEH me...!

So hor...is hor...not SEH i wana SEH lar hor...
SBBL leh...jiak lat sial