Shhhhh.... the King has something to say ......

'allo 'allo ... All you SBBL posters, better wake up your ideas hor. Must keeping to the topic of SBBL'ness here, okayz or notz?
(velly-the-obedient hor these people? My colleagues summore ... warraoz ... *faintz* liaoz)

Ahh ... I is sharing some flying tips hor ...

Oi you! I said TIPS, not TITS. Warraoz!! You wins! Si Bei Buaya Liaoz you! okok ... better faster, faster say one.

1) Passenger: "Excuse me steward, besides hot coffee and hot tea, what other hot drinks do you have?"
Cute Cabin crew (*ahem*): "......... Hot Water."
2) Announcement: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, in a short moment we will be starting our in-fright sales. Our crew
will be coming a round, and our sales carts rolling down the isle."
3) Did you know the aft toilets in most aircraft is big enough to accommodate 2 people at any one time? That explains why you
always experience turbulence on flights in or out of Australia.